I finished my CrossFit workout the other night, all excited to meet a girlfriend for a beer, and discovered this:
Who needs a boyfriend when you have AAA anyway, right?
Truthfully, my dad would be so ashamed that I did not change my own tire, but I could not for the life of me find the tire iron. It was probably somewhere under the overflowing pile of shit occupying my trunk.
M: MY AILMENTS
On pull-up 79 out of 80 in the above referenced CrossFit WOD, my hand ripped. Just like in the good ol' days of gymnastics.
Also, my vision. I realized the other night while trying to read the bar menu on a blackboard about 10 feet from me that I'm going blind. I need glasses... badly. This makes me feel really old.
L: (A)LLERGIES
I realize everyone is all on the *I LOVE SPRING* bandwagon. Blah blah blah. I freaking hate Spring.
Not to be a Negative Nancy or anything but that's my life right meow.
However, seeing as tomorrow is Friday... (things are looking up?) I'll leave you with this:
Or if sparkle unicorns aren't your thing, there's always these guys:
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the guys!!! love them. girl, that hand ain't fun and flat tires are my worst enemy. good thing i take the subway!
ReplyDeleteHA! Flat tires.. I used to get them all the time in high school that finally my Dad made me learn how to do it myself.
ReplyDeleteSucky long time.
Hahaha, I am so with you on the spring thing. Especially because spring here is just "winter light." I remember wearing my wool coat in May last year!
ReplyDeleteThat Sparklie unicorns remind me fondly of 3rd grade. Sorry about the flat! Guess that is a good thing about public transportation.
ReplyDeleteI do love spring, but I'm the same way with allergies. Mr. Potts is always like, "lets open the windows!". My answer? NO. NONONONONONO! We both have awful allergies & it sucks. But I do like the warm up!
ReplyDeleteThey are pretty rad!
ReplyDeleteAnd, my dad would be ashamed if I called AAA for a flat tire, but I totally would. When I was in NZ studying abroad and dating Andrew, I drove his OLD crap car, and I called him when I got flat tire- I left it at the store and walked back to my dorm. He had to come after work and fix it and all his work friends couldnt believe his American girlfriend didnt know how to do it. I only knew how on MY car-not others. duh. HOpe things look up soon.
Do you actually know how to change a flat? Holy crap, I am very impressed. :)
ReplyDeleteI remember the days of ripped hands from the bars. I spent 14 years of my life in a gym. Hope it heals soon. Those hurt!
Not much into unicorns, but those two dogs really brightened my morning. They are so adorable!
Hope you make it through allergy season. Is that right now? I wouldn't know since there's still a ton of snow on the ground! Ugg...worst winter ever!
Have a great weekend! :)
You are back - yay!!
ReplyDeleteKnock on wood I've never gotten a flat tire but I am so with you - just call AAA, thats what we have them for!
oh my goodness that unicorn is amazing! LOVE it he he and your cute dogs. so sorry about your flat tire - that's no fun and ouch on your hand. you've had lots of not so fun things happen to ya, huh? darling blog sweetie!
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